what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
harrys so cute i want 7
its funny cause the hp fandom hijacked a post that was about harry styles
Slow clap for the HP fandom
Georges son calls from Hogwarts on the first day of school terrified and keeps asking if George is okay, he reassures him that everything is alright but asks why he would ask that. Georges son explains that he thought he had died because he could have sworn he had seen a ghost that looked just like him joking around with the older students
STOP DIS RIGHT NOW
first of all, fuck you
At any given time, the urge to sing “The lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away a whim away, a whim away, a whim away…
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
Me and my mutual followers that never seem to actually talk but we like and reblog each other’s posts:
young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care
when you see an item you love on the sale rack but then realize it was misplaced there